Any pet will do

Cover; Title Page; CIP Page; The Terrible Truth; Chapter 1: The Plan is Hatched; Chapter 2: The Jeffers Go Gaga; Chapter 3: Life's Not Fair; Chapter 4: The Swirly-Haired Eating Machine; Chapter 5: There's Nothing Cuddly About Squiggly; Chapter 6: Pet-Sitting on School Property; Chapter 7: Drowning in Slobber; Chapter 8: Not Your Everyday Ordinary Pet-Sitting Job; Chapter 9: The One.