Women's monologues. A suburban mother tells her 12-year-old neighbor how to make his street gang more powerful / Wendi Aarons -- The aftermath / Laura Edwards -- The afternoon of a faun / Edna Ferber -- Aunt Ida's tenant / Yvonne Chism-Peace -- Bearing witness : not so crazy in Alabama / Carla Thompson -- Beautiful mistakes / Cathy Camper -- Blood / Bia Lowe -- Ca(r)nal desires / Bridget Robin Pool -- Cheaters at the wedding / V. Hunt -- The circles I move in / Diane Lefer -- The coach's wife / Barbara Casey -- Confessions of a shopaholic / Sophie Kinsella -- Detroit / Denise Dee -- The devil wears Prada / Lauren Weisberger -- Diamond / Maureen Ryan Griffin -- Diary of a psychotic cat / Justin Warner -- Frankenstein / Mary Shelley -- The future / Dori Appel -- The girl with the blackened eye / Joyce Carol Oates -- Girlfriends / Bridget Terry -- The great Gatsby / F. Scott Fitzgerald -- Grief / Jennifer Cuccaro -- He loves me / Ann Teplick -- Hook, line and sinker (3) / Judy Budnitz -- Humoresque / Fannie Hurst -- In which I use the "F" word more times than is probably legal in many states / Miss Doxie -- Jesus my Bantu butt / Barbara Lindsay -- Jubilation, Florida / N.M. Kelly -- Les miserables / Victor Hugo -- Losing a glass slipper / Emily Brauer Rogers -- The mission of Jane / Edith Wharton -- Momster (2) / Irene Ziegler -- Most memorable character / Jacqueline T. Lynch -- My son / Rita Stallard -- Neighborhood watch / Wendi Aarons -- Now, I know you remember so and so / Doris Davenport -- Only skin deep / Kimberly Lester -- The other side of air / Jeanne Braselton -- P.O.U.G.H.K.E.E.P.S.I.E. / Bara Swain -- Pack job / Laura Jacqmin -- The possessed / Fydor Dostoevsky -- The princess bride (2) / William Goldman -- The queen of Chiva / Robert Crisman -- The queen of Harlem / Brian Keith Jackson -- A racial education, part two (2) / Gerald Early -- Random spam / Anonymous -- Rappacini's daughter / Nathaniel Hawthorne -- Rubyfruit jungle / Rita Mae Brown -- Run away / J. Boyer -- Samantha Paulson, 32 ; Milpitas, California / Eric Feezell -- Sexing the cherry / Jeanette Winterson -- Sixteen at the Jeu De Paume / Maureen Ryan Griffin -- The speech of Polly Baker / Benjamin Franklin -- Thank you, thank you, thank you / Zev Borow -- Thorazine Johnny Felsun loves me / Thom Jones -- Thoughts of a bride on her wedding day / Janice Heffernan -- to be a woman / Jennifer Karmin -- The tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson (2) / Mark Twain -- The turn of the screw / Henry James -- The undomestic goddess / Sophie Kinsella -- Wants / Grace Paley -- The way of the woman warrior / Kathleen Statham -- The wedding / CC Thomas -- What the pharmacist said / Greg Machlin -- Who an I this time? / Kurt Vonnegut Jr. -- Why are you laughing / Tom Coash -- Why I shouldn't take Sudafed on an empty stomach / Wendi Aarons -- The witch / Francine Prose -- Wuthering Heights (2) / Emily Bronte -- WYWH / Andrew Biss -- Yellow pickled radish / Patricia Jang -- The yellow wallpaper / Charlotte Perkins Gilman --
Men's monologues. American psycho / Bret Easton Ellis
An HR manager responds to alleged infractions / Rick Stoeckel
Babylon revisited / F. Scott Fitzgerald
Balance act / Ken Cormier
Benito Cereno / Herman Melville
Bob Kennedy, 56 ; Akron, Ohio / Eric Feezell
The boss is dead (2) / Ron Pullins
Burger King / Mark Hilringhouse
Charles Boyer is on the loose / Barbara Lindsay
Checkpoint (2) / Nicholas Baker
Christopher Hitchens visits St. Margaret's school for young women, where he discovers little girls aren't funny, either / Kate Kershner
The country husband / John Cheever
Crime and punishment / Fydor Dostoevsky
Daniel Hennessy, 79 ; Helena, Montana / Eric Feezell
David Caruso scolds his cat about its lackadaisical litter-box use / Brian Graham
Decker Moody, swimming pool salesman / Chuck Strangward
The devil and Daniel Webster / Stephen Vincent Benet
The devil wears Prada (2) / Lauren Weisberger
Do-it-yourself / Phineas Mollod, Jason Tesauro
Down there / Laura Jacqmin
The fall of the house of Usher / Edgar Allen Poe
Frankenstein / Mary Shelley
The girls in their summer dresses / Irwin Shaw
Havris & Eli / Ken Cormier
The hope of all / Barbara Lindsay
Humoresque / Fannie Hurst
The hunchback of Notre Dame / Victor Hugo
I learned the science of melancholy and the art of regret in the backseat of her father's old car / J.J. Steinfeld
I'm a fool (2) / Sherwood Anderson
Imagine kissing Pete (3) / John O'Hara
The invisible man / H.G. Wells
Ivan Hackler / Zeb Scanlan
A lesson before dying (2) / Ernest J. Gaines
Marjorie Daw (2) / Thomas Bailey Aldrich
The more I like flies / Reginald McKnight
The most dangerous game / Richard Connell
Mouth hole / Wendi Aarons
My father's girlfriend / Irene Ziegler
My kid's dog / Ron Hansen
The new age and you and a very real place called hell / Zev Borow
Notes from the underground / Fydor Dostoevsky
oldsmobile / Clay McLeod Chapman
Only twice I've wished for heaven / Dawn Turner Trice
Oreo (2) / Everett T. Burnett
The other side of air / Jeanne Braselton
A piece of cake / Robert Crisman
Please take / Jason Roeder
Private First Class Reginald "Malik" Edwards / Wallace Terry
The pursuer / Julio Cortazar
Rat Bohemia (2) / Sarah Schulman
The remains of Crazy Horse (2) / Douglas Schnitzspahn
Scorched earth (2) / David L. Robbins
Self-sabotage / Matthew Ivan Bennett
Sonnet CXXXVIII / William Shakespeare
A special message from the American Fruit Co. / Greg Machlin
Tastes like chicken / R.T. Smith
Thank you, thank you, thank you / Zev Borow
War is kind / Stephen Crane
War of the world / H.G. Wells
What you know / Peter Ho Davies
When I should have stopped listening / Tim Cage
The witch / Francine Prose
Young Goodman Brown / Nathaniel Hawthorne
Your new personal trainer / Jason Roeder
