When Paul O'Neill Sounds Like Tip O'Neill 22 --
Proof? We Don't Need No Stinking Proof 25 --
A Field Guide to Fanatics 28 --
George Bush Takes the Blue Pill 33 --
Fanatics in Action, Part One: The Foxes Guarding the Henhouse 35 --
America vs. the Haters 36 --
Portraits in Fanaticism: Don Rumsfeld, No Holds Barred 40 --
Doing the Iraq Math 43 --
Hawk Nearly Down: Wolfowitz in Baghdad 50 --
Portraits in Fanaticism: Richard Perle, Prince of Darkness 52 --
Are We Feeling Safer Yet? 56 --
Portraits in Fanaticism: John Ashcroft, The Fanatics' Fanatic 60 --
Bush's Outrages: The Dirty Laundry List 67 --
Bush Record: Mission Accomplished 70 --
Crime and Very Little Punishment 74 --
Secret Resignation Files: The Joy of Quitting 78 --
Fanatics in Action, Part Two: Icing the Yellowcake 89 --
Corporate America Divvies Up the Post-Saddam Spoils 93 --
Love Triangle of Dick, Saddam, and Halliburton 96 --
Secrets and the Secret Keepers: A Quiz 102 --
Pay to Play in Iraq 110 --
Uncle Sam Wants You ... to Give Back a Billion Dollars 115 --
Portraits in Fanaticism: Dick Cheney ... The Margin of Victory for Democrats? 117 --
Reformer with Results Produces Neither 121 --
Portraits in Fanaticism: The Karl Rove Diaries 125 --
Late, Great Estate Tax 130 --
Healthy Marriages Are from Venus, George Bush Is from Mars 134 --
Portraits in Fanaticism: Tom DeLay, Fund-Raiser and Fun-Raiser 138 --
Clean Air: More Mothering, Less Smothering 142 --
Leave No Donor Behind 145 --
Wayne Berman: Portrait of a Lobbyist Extraordinaire 148 --
A Brief Survey of Republican History 149 --
Still Your Father's Republican Party 153 --
Section II A Bush Republican Takes California --
Bush Game Plan Heads West 161 --
Governor Schwarzenegger: A Very Familiar Kind of Republican 163 --
Arnold Schwarzenegger: What He Said and What He Did 168 --
Leave-Us-Alone Coalition or the Grover-Jeb-Donna-Arnold Nexus 177 --
A Very Schwarzenegger Thanksgiving 179 --
Bread and Circuses: Then and Now 189 --
Total Lack of Recall 192 --
Adventures on the Campaign Trail --
Diary of a Seven-Week-Candidate 199 --
"Arnold on Line Four" 203 --
Worst Day of My Campaign 204 --
Best Day of My Campaign 207 --
"I'm a Woman, Please Hear Me Roar" 209 --
In 2004, It's Really Not Easy Being Green 211 --
Cruz Bustamante, Matchmaker 215 --
Sheep in Sheep's Clothing 219 --
The 2002 Train Wreck 224 --
Our Fanatical and Foolish Society: The Symptoms 227 --
Invasion of the Post-Election Body Snatchers 229 --
Fools Face a Stacked Deck in California 232 --
Stand By Your Fool 233 --
Gray Davis: The Democrats Choose Decisive Inaction 235 --
Trivial Pursuit of the White House 2004 236 --
Democrats Tune Violins; Rome Smolders 244 --
Giving the Fools an Extreme Makeover 250 --
Building a Critical Mass against Special Interest Politics 259 --
Fear Factor: Why NASCAR Dads Keep Voting against Their Own Interests 263 --
Section IV Other Side of the Mountain --
Two Nations and the Fourth Instinct 269 --
Of Rights and Wrongs 275 --
Real Family Values 277 --
New Responsibility Vision 280 --
Felix Unger for President! 286 --
Vision Personified 290 --
Not All Charity Is Created Equal 293 --
Compassionate Conservatism in the Headlines 297 --
Portraits of Struggle 302 --
Sacrifice Is for Suckers 316 --
Civil Society: Hanging in the Balance 325 --
New Contract for a Better America 328 --
